Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Rickey's Caption Contest (of Doom)

You know what? For a variety of reasons, Rickey is rather grumpy today and doesn’t feel like attempting to be humorous. Or at least not “funny, ha ha” in the conventional sense (Rickey makes a point of effortlessly maintaining a wry comedic sensibility at all times). So let’s see you inglorious bastards give this whole “being funny” shtick a shot. Indeed, Rickey is challenging you, the reader, to put up your comedic dukes and think of an appropriately funny caption to a photo of Rickey’s choosing.

We’ll kick this off with a holiday-themed one:

Think up a witty little caption and leave it in the comments section below. Rickey will select the winning caption (there will be no voting on the matter) and mail the winner an assortment of smoked fish and black licorice. Or something equally fabulous.

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14 comments:

Adam said...

Sitting before the Mitchell Committee investigating steroid use in baseball, Santa Claus swore under oath that he had no idea how Barry Bonds got his performance-enhacing drugs.

Anonymous said...

I don't care how you do it. Get that Pinocchio kid off of my dick I am getting splinters

Harris said...

What?!? I'M on the bad list?!?

(thought the steriods joke was too ez)

rock on,

aitch

Haley said...

RAINDROPS ON ROSES AND WHISKERS ON KITTENS, MOTHERF#$%@ERS!!!!!!!!!!!

Alex said...

Quoting Raoul Duke: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

Alex said...

actually, this one is better:

"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU F#$CK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!!!"

RJ said...

WHERE'S THE BEEF!?!?

Deb said...

"Rudolph, you fuckwit with your nose so bright, I don't care how much you've had to drink, you will guide my sleigh tonight."

Chris C said...

I wish a plight upon you Taco Bell!!

MP said...

Who the fuck is Ryan Church?!?

Mr Furious said...

Santa: "Is this moron number one? Put moron number two on the phone."

Jingle: "Yeah, Santa. He's right here. Hold on." [hands phone to Jangle] "He's pissed."

Santa: "You told me this Heat Miser guy would be on the plane."

Jangle: "That's the information we got—"

Santa [interrupting]: "That's the information we got".

I'm gonna tell you something. I want this Miser guy taken out fast. You and that other dummy better start getting more personally involved in your work or I'm gonna stab you through the heart
with a fuckin' pencil. Do you understand me?"

Jangle: "You got it, Santa."

[hangs up]

Jingle: "Jangle, he ain't mad at me, is he?"

Ed the Gent said...

The new Rambo film looks rather shitty.

George said...

Little known scene from the never released Charlton Heston film Commandment Eleven: Dead by Dawn.

I'm allergic to licorice, btw.

Mikey P said...

MORE FUCKING EGG NOGG!!!