Monday, August 13, 2007

New & Exciting Ways to Kill Office Productivity!

Happy Monday folks. Rickey has two thrilling announcements to make: 1) He’s growing a beard and will be providing regular updates on the beard's progress. And, 2) Rickey is contributing to an exciting new site in the ever expanding blogosphere. It’s called “Adam’s Rib” and is designed to be primarily about food (recipes, reviews, etc.) but we expect it will only be a matter of time until Rickey starts ranting about the Mets over there as well. So check regularly for updates. Also, we’re soliciting for contributors, so if any of you gourmands out there would like to jump on board this ship of fools, definitely let Rickey know. Strength in numbers, people.

In the meantime, does anyone know if Rogaine applied to the face helps speed up beard growth? Because a four day beard isn’t nearly as awe inspiring as Rickey had hoped.

Also, for the record, Rickey has no idea whatsoever why Rickey’s jukebox of doom plays the same 25 songs over and over even though his playlist consists of over 400 tunes. We assure you, we’re not too crazy for Steppenwolf’s “Magic Carpet Ride” either…

P.S.: Haley, in a sheepish effort to placate you, and Rickey's 2.5 other female readers, "Deathcab For Cutie" has now been added to the playlist.

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22 comments:

Adam said...

I'd like to meet this .5 female reader. Circus freaks are fun!

Toasty Joe said...

Are you going to see weekly pictures of this alleged beard? I would propose that you and I have a "beard-off," but I don't see the wife going for it.

Rickey Henderson said...

Indeed, Rickey will definitely be posting photos of the beard's development. You need to convince your wife to allow this to happen. A "beard-off" would be brilliant.

MAN BEARD BLOG said...

Man Beard Blog is struggling to compose a grammatically correct sentence after learning that Rickey plans to grow a beard. Irrational exuberance is a critical Man Beard trait, and Rickey probably has more of it than any mammal in the history of blogs or time.

Rickey Henderson said...

Sweet fancy Moses, welcome to the blogroll.

Adam said...

You know... I want in on this beard thing too.

Rickey Henderson said...

Very well then Adam, it's a beard-off. We'll probably need a third party who is impartial in the beard judging process. Also we'll need a ruling on on the legality of using performance enhancing substances such as Minoxidil...

Haley said...

Ricky, I love nothing more than being placated!

Adam, the .5 other female reader is my unborn twin who lives curled up against my gall bladder.

Mr Furious said...

I was greeted with some Kings of Leon the other day...

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