Monday, August 27, 2007

Your Monday Morning Schaedenfraude

Yes! Yes, yes, yes! How's this for cheery Monday morning news: Alberto Gonzalez has resigned! Of course, with this news comes the strong possibility of Geraldo Rivera serving as our next Attorney General, thanks to the White House's fun-loving policy of hiring ex Fox News personalities. Indeed, we're certain the Bush folks will find someone equally incompetent and partisan to carry out their derelict duties. But hey, in an age of exceedingly frustrating news about the war, the price of gas, and flexible mortgage rates, we'll take all the good news we can get. Toodles Gonzo--we in the white supremacist liberal community bid you a not-so-fond farewell.

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6 comments:

Toasty Joe said...

"Gonzo, you're doin' a heck of a job!"

RJ said...

Psh, who wants to talk about that when we are in dire need of a beard update?

Does man's wild urge for freedom live?

Rickey Henderson said...

Indeed it does rj! The man-beard is flourishing. Look for a beard update tomorrow.

Adam said...

Bush can now nominate the head of some large HMO or Accountin Firm to take over. Or a lobbyist? Hooray!

Toasty Joe said...

I heard Michael Chertoff is next in line. Given his stellar performance in New Orleans and his decision to cut anti-terror funding for NYC, he seems like a perfect candidate.

Anonymous said...

It's Schadenfreude in German