Yes! Yes, yes, yes! How's this for cheery Monday morning news: Alberto Gonzalez has resigned! Of course, with this news comes the strong possibility of Geraldo Rivera serving as our next Attorney General, thanks to the White House's fun-loving policy of hiring ex Fox News personalities. Indeed, we're certain the Bush folks will find someone equally incompetent and partisan to carry out their derelict duties. But hey, in an age of exceedingly frustrating news about the war, the price of gas, and flexible mortgage rates, we'll take all the good news we can get. Toodles Gonzo--we in the white supremacist liberal community bid you a not-so-fond farewell.