Monday, April 28, 2008

Fun With Google

We love this column, primarily due to the fact that it it requires minimal effort and creativity on Rickey's part. Hello Monday morning write-in! Below are a few recent search strings that led people to RwR:

“ideas for a banner for leukemia” Rickey can guarantee that you will not find any helpful advice for that here. Good thing we’re #1 for that search in Google!

“rickey johnson president fat city cycles” You know what’s hilarious? When some poor lonely man tries to Google himself and finds Rickey’s site instead.

“Back yard joust” [slowly reaches for phone to dial 911]… Back yard jousting? We don’t want anyone getting hurt… nah, cancel that. On second thought, they’ll never go through with it.

“Tryptophan date rape” [hastily reaches for phone to dial 911]

“BROTHERS JOHNSONS FUNKADELIA BLOGSPOTS” All your blogspots are belong to the funkalicious Brothers Johnsons!

"topless robot" Would it be easier if we just put 911 on speed dial…?

“I don't give a shit about the barracudas” Hello, new banner slogan!

“mercury mets” The horror, the horror…

“Stock Market Tips” Looking for an investment advice, huh? Well, one word: Hollywood. People love to be soothed by mass entertainment when economic times get harsh.

“rickey rickey rickey” It’s like “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia” but far superior!

“jarrod lorenzen” Will his star ever stop rising?

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4 comments:

Smitty said...

Okay. What technology does Rickey use to foind out these search strings? Those of us at Around the Keg want to see what would send someone to our site.

Statler said...

Yeah, likewise. Although nobody comes to see Statler anymore.

Rickey Henderson said...

Smitty/Statler: "Sitemeter." It's free and fairly robust.

Haley said...

I give a shit about the barracudas, dammit.