Thursday, June 11, 2009

Wedding Update #756

Something called a "vegetable bowl" showed up on the doorstop yesterday, via the Hendersons' wedding registry. Rickey wonders: what exactly makes a vegetable bowl a vegetable bowl? Would something cataclysmic occur were one to put something other than a vegetable in the vegetable bowl? Would the earth tremble, the mountains sway, and a thousand norse gods of war emerge from their slumber to render the Hendersons' marriage null and void if Rickey was to put pasta in the vegetable bowl?

We have no clue. Ask the people at Waterford. Rickey's going outside for a smoke.

9 days...

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3 comments:

George said...

Whatever you do don't use the vegetable bowl as an ashtray! Rumor has it it such usage will release a curse that means Raul Ibanez will suddenly become Babe Ruth!

Smitty said...

So, as I understand orthodox laws and restrictions, one must have different utensils, pots and pans and plates for their meat and dairy. Maybe...this is the same thing for Orthodox Weddings?

Mrs. Smitty said...

Once removed from its packaging a vegetable bowl will take on the same characteristics as other bowls in your cupboard. Pretty soon you'll accidentally use it for something other than vegetables. Just know it's going to happen. Thus far, the Smitty household has not seen any massive repurcusions from this. May you have the same luck.