Wednesday, May 13, 2009

The Teabag Zone

[h/t to Adam for lending his photoshop skills to the post]

(music) Da da da da .......da da da da.

"You're traveling to another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound... but of mind. You're on a journey into a wondrous land, whose boundaries are only that of the imagination. You're entering a place where socialist re-education centers are sprouting across the land like mushrooms, where federal police are raiding trailer camps to confiscate assault weapons from the gun racks of law-abiding hunters, where right-thinking patriot vigilantes patrol the streets "armed and dangerous" to protect themselves from social activists and homosexuals infiltrating the schools and the voting ballots, where activist judges are bending the laws in the dead of night to serve their liberal agendas, where armies of IRS agents are stealing taxes from hard-working citizens and corporate billionaires. You're in a world of a million "what ifs?" and a billion "who knows?" where the sun goes around the earth, Charles Darwin never existed, and a zillion new life forms are created out of the blue by supernatural intervention, a world of dangerous aliens and terrorists behind every tree. You're about to enter right-wing talk show America and the Teabag Zone."

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9 comments:

Smitty said...

I really had a way different picture in my head based on the title than what you actually wrote. Thank God you wrote what you did, because it may have otherwise strained relationships.

Bob said...

Awesome.

The internet would be a poorer place without the writing skills of Rickey.

JP said...

You have become a real hack!

Rickey Henderson said...

Pretty much, yeah.

steves said...

I am trying to figure out the point of this.

Candice said...

I'm live in the teabag zone at least three nights a week. However, it's a much different zone than what you have described.

;)

Rickey Henderson said...

@Steves: no point really. Rickey was just listening to Hate Radio the other day and heard some idiot interpret the FDA's recent questioning of the cholesterol lowering benefits of Cheerios as Barack Obama single handedly declaring war on a beloved American cereal brand and it drive Rickey a bit nuts.

Nooter said...

read candices comment and forgot what i was going to say...

steves said...

I see. Hate radio, along with TV punidits should be ignored when one is trying to formulate an intelligent position.