Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Caption Contest! A-Rod Doing Himself!

Hey folks,

While dining on Rickey's magnificent Steak Diane, take a moment to offer your best caption to the picture below. The winner gets bragging rights as usual.


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15 comments:

David said...

Oh baby, you know I love you.

Rickey Henderson said...

Jesus effingham christ, Rickey leaves the blog unattended and it morphs into Sugarland overnight. Terrific.

Adam, you bastard, now Rickey is OBLIGATED to post more frequently to bump this creepy weirdo's picture as far down the page as possible.

Adam said...

Uh, that's not a very good caption. But it IS funny.

Raji K said...

When winning isn't everything...

When the searing heat you feel in your loins is an injection site reaction from the 90s....

When the only ring you seek restricts bloodflow to your penis so you can pleasure Madonna...

DyNASTY

The new stench from Brian Cashman

George said...

A-Rod puts a rod into A-Rod.

Jeffrey Ellis said...

Ooooh, take me now, you fiery eyed he-vixen!

Oh, sorry, was this a caption contest?

Finn Macool said...

When these conjoined twins were separated, A-Rod went on to be a baseball player and B-Rod joined the Gay porn industry. Occasionally, they switch jobs when they happen to be in the same city together.

Mr Furious said...

"Just as reporters ignored McGwire's andro bottle and Piazza'a back acne, the Yankee beatwriters consistently turned a blind eye to A-Rod's second set of cloned arms."

Seriously though, what fucking pro athlete would ever agree to do a DETAILS shoot anymore? Where did A-Rod draw the line with the photographer? "You want me to blow that horse AND swallow? No way!"

Adam said...

Finn Maoool, I like that one. "B-Rod"... that cracks me up!

Smitty said...

You're the only one who gets me...the only one who truly understands me...I love you...

Gregg said...

Just like last time, this is going to hurt you a lot more than its going to hurt me...

weesle909 said...

Yes... I brought the mattress.

Statler said...

I suggest an audio caption.

George said...

Rickey likes this picture of me so much he will leave it at the top of his blog for 9 days.

Brian H said...

It's ok baby...they haven't shrunk THAT MUCH...no...really...