Hey, give us credit, we were able to contain our snark for an entire day. (Then the inexplicable urge to photoshop overtook us). From here on out, it's all lolbamas, all the time.
You see, Lobo, the stapler in Jell-O is a poignant metaphor for the condition in which Bush has left this country, a stirring indictment of eight years of...
...eh screw it, the whoopee cushion caption is coming tomorrow.
I was trying to think of some witty Bill Cosby/Dwight Schrute reference but am coming up short, indeed a quite photoshoppable pic though... nicely done!
Wouldn't you just have to do something to the next President on the way out the door?
I know I would. I'd think of something better than just Jello though:
-Maybe put a dead fish under the bottom desk drawer. -Hang a bunch of rubber spiders in one of the closets. -Leave some his and hers K-Y in the side table of the Lincoln bedroom. (half empty) -Steal a bunch of "O"s off the keyboards... oh wait, that's been done.
Rickey is taking a timeout from touring the globe to perform his creation, "The Interpretive Dance of the Electrons," in order to devote his time to the discussion of more essential matters. These topics include (but are not limited to) meerkats, W2 forms, the joy of model railroading, all things Jack Bauer related, thrilling new developments in the world of soybeans, and the 2008 Mets pitching rotation. Assuming you’re not intimidated by the intellectual firepower of these diverse and stimulating issues, we invite you to read on.
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LOL!!! Weren't we all waiting for the press conference on the whoopie cussion?
You see, Lobo, the stapler in Jell-O is a poignant metaphor for the condition in which Bush has left this country, a stirring indictment of eight years of...
...eh screw it, the whoopee cushion caption is coming tomorrow.
Metaphor, schmetaphor. Bush put the stapler in the Jell-O because he is effectively a retard.
I was trying to think of some witty Bill Cosby/Dwight Schrute reference but am coming up short, indeed a quite photoshoppable pic though... nicely done!
Wouldn't you just have to do something to the next President on the way out the door?
I know I would. I'd think of something better than just Jello though:
-Maybe put a dead fish under the bottom desk drawer.
-Hang a bunch of rubber spiders in one of the closets.
-Leave some his and hers K-Y in the side table of the Lincoln bedroom. (half empty)
-Steal a bunch of "O"s off the keyboards... oh wait, that's been done.
Bush is such a trickster! Who knew he watches The Office?
Bob's suggestions are good, but a good old-fashioned baseball ass slap would have been great.
I am diggin the blog. Even if you are a mets fan! JK. stop by mine sometime, I think you will like it
http://scottstipoftheday.blogspot.com
I am surprised it took an entire day before the fun started. the BIG O is such a fun kinda guy!
lolbamas? Dear God...
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