Rickey never spent any time discussing The Giants' untimely exit from postseason contention because, well, there wasn't very much to talk about. Eli had a terrible game, the defense completely imploded, and their vaunted offensive line couldn't convert two crucial short yardage downs at pivotal moments. Donovan McNabb, in contrast, was the very definition of clutch. And to the victors go the spoils, which is why we're allowing McNabb's antics to grace our latest caption contest. The person to affix the wittiest, snarkiest, and most uproarious caption to the photo below will earn themselves the utmost praise and awe of their blogging compatriots. The contest closes before the games on Sunday, so make with the captioning in the comments section below. Stumped? Fine, Rickey will kick things off:
"Yes mom, I planted the gun exactly where you told me to ...in his sweatpants. Can I have my can of Campbell's Chunky Soup now?"
Friday, January 16, 2009
Caption Contest Friday
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"Yeah, he's on the line now? Great. Hey, T.O., I'm in the middle of a playoff game. What's up with you??"
(Giants coach) Women are right...guys do look good in football pants.
"OK, we gotta flip it over and slide it in there."
That's what SHE said!
"Wait. Let me get this straight. This game can't end in a tie?"
@Matt: Yeah, often overlooked in this picture is the terrifying Giants staffer who either looks like he wants to eat McNabb, or do really bad things with him.
Pick it up slackers--right now the leading caption is "OK, we gotta flip it over and slide it in there." if for no other reason than it makes no goddamned sense whatsoever and is therefore hilarious.
"Hey, Joe Buck, tell Aikman he sucks."
"Hello? Yes, is this Rush? Yo, It's Donovan McNabb. Who's overrated now, asshole?"
"No doc, there isn't a fat guy behind me standing on my penis -What are you some kind of quack?"
"They're payin' Teixeira how much? Damn, I shoulda played baseball..."
"Hello, SuperCuts? I'd like to make an appointment for a shave under the name 'Andy Reid'..."
"Yo, J-Roll. Don't be claiming that NY Public Enemy No. 1 title just yet."
Though it was an inappropriate time for McNabb to do his "Bob Newhart on the phone routine", it was still less egregious than the time he did it at Gene Upshaw's funeral.
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