Saturday, September 27, 2008

Rickey's Weekend Live Chat of Ultimate Destruction

Fred Wilpon: The walls in the left field behind the AIG sign were bleeding. How do you explain that?

Resident Mets Priest:
Officially, the church will not take a stand on the religious implications of these... phenomena. However, since they started, people have been lining up in every church in the city to take communion. We've had to put on extra priests. Personally, I think it's a sign from God. But don't quote me on that Fred.


Jerry Manuel: You sure you're ready for this?

David Wright: I'll do my best.

Jerry Manuel: Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.

David Wright: Anna Benson was the prom queen.

Jerry Manuel: Really?

David Wright: Yeah.


That's right Mets fans, it's pucker time. Weather permitting, Rickey will be moderating a live blog during today's game at 1PM, EST. Then we'll update this space with a new chat for the Sunday game(s). Gird thy loins and steel your nerves, because this weekend will undoubtedly be a test of everyone's intestinal fortitude.

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Qelqoth said...

I regret to inform that I will be working all fucking weekend. Even Monday. So I'm going to miss this chance to rape a Jew live and in person.

Still, have a good time, hope all goes well and if it's a possiblity, I'll catch the highlights later when I'm drunk.

CajoleJuice said...

Just wanted to say that being at Shea today was FUCKING AMAZING.

Chris C said...

sweet, I'm off Sunday for football and I'll join in on the chat.

I'm a Bosox fan as you know but I harbor no ill will towards the Mets. I actually like them despite 1986.

McNamara should have pulled Buckner in the 9th. He blew that game, not Buckner.

Boggs, in an interview years back said that watching Buckner walk was like watching a guy walk with one leg on the curb and the other in the street. The guy couldn't bend over to save his life.

But nothing tops Mookie Wilson coming out to bat without any underwear on.