Behold Rickey’s marvelous jack-o-lantern of doom! Granted, perhaps it’s not as awe inspiring as we had promised earlier (you win this round of the Jack-Off, Alexander) but frankly, Rickey was a little too occupied to give the pumpkin carving his full attention. In fact, Rickey didn’t have anything to do with it whatsoever. It was Ms. Henderson who crafted this spooky bastard. See, Rickey was busy cooking up quite possibly the worst tasting pumpkins seeds ever (note to the reader: worcestershire sauce, salt, and butter do not improve the taste of roasted pumpkin seeds).
To ensure maximum discomfort on the part of any parents dumb enough to let their kids trick or treat at Rickey’s apartment, the bottle of Jack Daniels will accompany the pumpkin in the window for the duration of the evening. Hey, it's the least Rickey could do for his town--a community that is renowned for being batshit crazy about Halloween. Enjoy the holiday folks—Rickey is off to put the finishing touches on his "Zombie Hunter S. Thompson" costume. And rest assured, Rickey will return next year to host the "2008 Halloween Jack-Off Invitational."
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Posted by Rickey at 7:52 AM