Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Happy Halloween From Rickey


Behold Rickey’s marvelous jack-o-lantern of doom! Granted, perhaps it’s not as awe inspiring as we had promised earlier (you win this round of the Jack-Off, Alexander) but frankly, Rickey was a little too occupied to give the pumpkin carving his full attention. In fact, Rickey didn’t have anything to do with it whatsoever. It was Ms. Henderson who crafted this spooky bastard. See, Rickey was busy cooking up quite possibly the worst tasting pumpkins seeds ever (note to the reader: worcestershire sauce, salt, and butter do not improve the taste of roasted pumpkin seeds).

To ensure maximum discomfort on the part of any parents dumb enough to let their kids trick or treat at Rickey’s apartment, the bottle of Jack Daniels will accompany the pumpkin in the window for the duration of the evening. Hey, it's the least Rickey could do for his town--a community that is renowned for being batshit crazy about Halloween. Enjoy the holiday folks—Rickey is off to put the finishing touches on his "Zombie Hunter S. Thompson" costume. And rest assured, Rickey will return next year to host the "2008 Halloween Jack-Off Invitational."

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11 comments:

Mr Furious said...

That's a solid take on the classic Jack o Lantern. Especially foreboding in the first shot... We'll b doing some carving tonight, and perhaps we'll share the results...

Rickey Henderson said...

Totally post pictures of your pumpkin once it's done. Then we'll see whose is best. It will be an old fashioned Jack-Off!

Egan Foote said...

That Jack O Lantern looks suspiciously like Egan. You'll be hearing from my lawyers!

Egan, out!

Rickey Henderson said...

Don't bother Egan, no royalties are coming. But if you must get all litigious and whatnot, be warned: Rickey's lawyer is a bulldog.

Haley said...

Hello boys,

I'm throwing my (admittedly pathetic)hat into the Jack-Off. But I have numbers and masked grandmas on my side!

http://adamsrib.blogspot.com/

Egan Foote said...

Rickey - Bad idea to go with a bulldog... I would have probably picked a Jew.

Egan, out!

P.S. In the spirit of Halloween...

http://ourstereo.com/wackolantern/

Ok, NOW Egan, out!

http://eganfoote.wordpress.com

Rickey Henderson said...

Damn, some of those pumpkins are insane.

By the way, now that trick or treating time is underway as we speak, Rickey has discovered an awesome Halloween drinking game.

You take a shot of Jack Daniels every time your doorbell rings. So far Rickey is up to only 5 shots, but the night is still young.

Rickey Henderson said...

This Halloween thing is fun and all, but it's really cutting into time better spent on Halo.

Rickey Henderson said...

Alright seriously, don't these little bastards understand that just because Rickey allows them to select their candy of choice in no way is an indication that they should feel free to take 4 of everything? Supplies are running low goddamnit.

Rickey Henderson said...
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Rickey Henderson said...

Fucking hell, I'm sorry, but the kid dressed up like D'artangnan or whoever did not need to take the last 5 Baby Ruths. Now anyone wanting peanuts in their Halloween candy is good and fucked.

So now we'll need to pair it down to one candy bar per trick or treater. And after that runs out, fucking apples will have to be dispensed.

I am woefully unprepared for this shit.