As someone in the comments section pointed out, it has become necessary to comment on Rickey’s interest in returning to Major League Baseball. So here we go. First off, Rickey isn't playing ball because Rickey doesn't want to play ball. If Rickey wanted to play, Rickey would. No one says no to Rickey, except for Rickey. If Rickey wants to play cards in the dugout when he’s not at bat then that’s what Rickey’s gonna do. Rickey knows when to hold ‘em and Rickey knows when to fold ‘em. Maybe Rickey is dangerously close to “Surreal Life” territory but Roger Clemens has already leapt into that realm. If Clemens is getting paid than Rickey is gonna get paid too. And did you know that Rickey's actually one year younger than Julio Franco? That's right, Rickey will be seeing you suckers in Spring Training, 2008. And yes, Rickey still holds grudges.